Ubique Legal is making history with the launch of our Pet Representation Department! From the 1st April, we’ll be offering legal services to our four-legged (and finned) friends.

A Legal Paw-spective

Is your cat’s windowsill boundary under threat? Has your Labrador suffered emotional distress from the postman’s relentless intrusions? Or perhaps your goldfish objects to a sudden tankmate? We’re here to fight for their rights!

Our first case? Mr. Whiskers vs. The Humans – suing for unsolicited tummy rubs. Despite clear warnings (meows, tail flicks, strategic swipes), his personal space has been repeatedly violated. We’ll make sure Mr Whiskers gets the justice (and cat food) he deserves!

Justice Fur All!

Whether it’s chew toy ownership disputes or compensation for stepped-on tails, Ubique Legal is on the case. For expert representation, get in touch – and let’s make pet justice a reality!

(Disclaimer: This is, of course, an April Fools’ joke! While we’re not representing pets (yet), Ubique Legal is here for all your real legal needs.)